Get ready to question everything you thought you knew about the world. There’s a Reddit thread dedicated to images that look uncannily like poop, but are actually something else entirely. And let me tell you, they are *wild*.
Buckle up, because you’re about to be bombarded with a series of pictures that will make you say, “Wait, what? That’s not poop?” But trust me, it’s not. Each image will be accompanied by a description of what it *really* is. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to guess the true identity before revealing the answer. Prepare to be surprised, disgusted, and maybe even a little bit hungry.
1.
This is not two poops in a diaper with mysterious white goo:
They are actually seeds sprouting from dates. (u/Spookybabe25 / reddit.com)2.
This dinner was not served with a side of pretzel-twisted poo:
It is just a pretzel, according to Reddit. (u/mushroom-fairy / reddit.com)3.
This is not a turd in a jar with weed:
It’s a hash temple ball. (u/ groovesolventless.com / reddit.com)4.
This is not softened feces:
Warning: This image is graphic. Tap to reveal. It’s sausage that fell on the floor. (u/MostLikelySad / reddit.com)5.
This is not a dry turd being served alongside scrambled eggs:
It’s just chocolate pudding, apparently. (u/Jneum23 / reddit.com)6.
This is not a disgusting bin of unhealthy defecation:
It’s day-old avocado. (u/Ok_Criticism5872 / reddit.com)7.
These are not containers filled with poop:
The original poster said it is “chicken cordon bleu gone wrong”… whatever that means. (u/OpenCommunication294 / reddit.com)8.
This is not turds and crackers:
It’s just unappetizing sausage. (u/cloutlord_666 / reddit.com)9.
This is not a plate of poop poppers:
It’s cobbler with a cherry topping. (u/Bethesdaddy / reddit.com)10.
This is not a circle of long, weird feces:
It’s ground chicken and someone was making jerky sticks. (u/Wild_Chef6597 / reddit.com)11.
These are not turds — and I guarantee you’ll never guess what they are:
They are cottage cheese covered with raisins and chocolate and coconut shavings. (u/EurekaEffecto / reddit.com)12.
This is not poop goo to-go:
It’s an ovomaltine croissant. (u/O_pv / reddit.com)13.
This is not poo on a rainbow rug:
It’s just a dog chew. (u/bingeworthy247 / reddit.com)14.
This is not some weird “poopberry”:
It’s a mulberry. (u/geigergeist / reddit.com)15.
And this is not some weird log turd over rice:
It’s just a ground beef skewer kabob. (u/spaceghostslurpeee / reddit.com)16.
This is not a poop-topped donut:
It’s just really unappetizing frosting. (u/TreatyPie / reddit.com)17.
And, finally, this is clearly obviously not an actual operating rectum that poop comes out of:
It’s just a protein cake that looks like one. (u/NegotiationTricky152 / reddit.com)So there you have it. A wild journey through the bizarre world of food that looks like poop. I’m sure you’ll be able to sleep soundly tonight knowing that the world is full of strange and wonderful things that are not, in fact, poop.
