Iconic Kardashian-Jenner Quotes: Uncovering the Accidental Gems of Reality TV

Amidst the constant buzz and information overload of the internet age, it can be challenging to pinpoint the exact source of our vocabulary and speech patterns. Surprisingly, I discovered that I had been using a particular phrase for months without realizing its origin with the controversial former President Donald Trump. (Regardless of one’s political stance, it’s undeniable that the man had a knack for coining memorable expressions.)

Perhaps the most striking instance of this linguistic phenomenon is the inadvertent adoption of phrases popularized by the Kardashian-Jenner family. Kourtney, Kim, Khloé, Kendall, and Kylie have ascended to the status of reality television royalty, and to commemorate their linguistic legacy, I have compiled a collection of their most iconic quotes.

’Bible’:

This expression, perhaps the earliest recorded Kardashianism, serves as a form of affirmation or oath, implying complete honesty. It’s like the intellectual equivalent of the pinky promise.

’Kim, there’s people that are dying’:

Kourtney delivered this unforgettable retort to her younger sister’s dramatic outburst over losing a diamond earring in the ocean.

’Get your f*cking ass up and work’:

Despite the questionable sentiment behind this phrase, its bluntness has undeniable appeal. I find myself muttering it to myself whenever I embark on a particularly arduous Pilates session.

’You’re doing amazing, sweetie’:

This line has achieved such legendary status within the LGBTQ+ community (or at the very least, a significant portion of it) that its origins may have faded from memory. It was originally uttered by none other than Kris Jenner during a photoshoot centered around Kim.

’Kim, would you stop taking pictures of yourself? Your sister’s going to jail’:

Another gem from Kris Jenner, this quote perfectly captures the family’s unique blend of humor and exasperation.

’The ‘noms’:

Yes, that’s how Khloé recently referred to food. Considering her status as my personal favorite Kardashian-Jenner sibling, this revelation comes as no surprise.