We’ve all been there: Trying something new, only to realize it’s not for us. Reddit user u/Pokeking44 sparked a lively discussion when they asked, “What is something you tried once and instantly knew that it wasn’t for you?” The responses, over 5,000 strong, painted a hilarious and relatable picture of our collective ‘one and done’ moments. Let’s dive into some of the most popular responses:
Shrooms and the Mystery of Kurt Cobain
One user, u/PresentationTop6097, had a rather…surreal experience with shrooms. While the initial effects were pleasant, a falling Kurt Cobain poster turned the trip into a psychological thriller. The user was convinced Cobain had returned from the afterlife to specifically attack them, leading to a second, metaphorical ‘killing’ of the iconic musician.
Another user, u/-BetterDaze-, shared their own shroom-fueled adventure, but with a different twist. They took them before a UCLA football game and, despite their team’s disastrous performance, became convinced the players were intentionally missing tackles as a sign of their ‘classiness.’ The user even proclaimed their team to be the ‘classiest in the NCAA,’ highlighting the mind-altering effects of shrooms.
Dancing Disasters
For some, the ‘one and done’ experience involved hitting the dance floor. u/Leipopo_Stonnett discovered that while clubbing looked fun from the sidelines, it was anything but when they actually tried it. Their lack of coordination resulted in awkward movements and a feeling of extreme self-consciousness, leaving them with a resounding ‘not fun’ verdict.
Crumbl Cookies: The Hype is Real, but Maybe Not the Flavor
In the world of food, Crumbl cookies seem to be a popular choice, but not for everyone. u/beepbopboopbop69 and u/butterflyempress both expressed their disappointment, finding the cookies overpriced, overly sugary, and ultimately unappealing. For them, the hype didn’t match the taste, making Crumbl cookies a ‘one and done’ experience.
Dating App Disconnect
The world of online dating proved to be a ‘one and done’ situation for many Reddit users. u/frenchmarlboro described the constant swiping and shallow interactions as leaving them feeling more isolated than connected. The experience was further tainted by the prevalence of users seeking casual encounters. u/Meowserspaws echoed this sentiment, recounting a disastrous first date that involved a camping trip, leading them to quickly delete the app.
The Case Against Meditation
Meditation, often touted as a stress-reducing practice, proved to be a ‘one and done’ experience for some. u/Fun-Comfortable-9028, who suffers from ADHD, found it impossible to quiet their thoughts and stay still. Their attempt at meditation led to an unexpected brain freeze, lasting a surprising five seconds, which they described as the most peaceful moment of their life – a truly ironic outcome.
Morning Workouts: A Love-Hate Relationship
For many, exercising first thing in the morning is a non-starter. u/musickismagick and u/cactusgirl69420 shared their dislike for early morning workouts, finding them unpleasant and ultimately preferring to exercise later in the day when it feels more like a reward.
The Great Indoors vs. Camping
Finally, we have the great divide: Indoor comfort versus the joys of camping. u/Neat_Dress_8555, after a single night in a tent, declared their love for air conditioning and refrigerators, deciding that camping was a ‘one and done’ experience.
These are just a few of the many ‘one and done’ experiences shared on Reddit. Have you ever tried something once and knew it wasn’t for you? Share your story in the comments below!