Across the United Kingdom, citizens are facing a reign of terror at the hands of savage seagull gangs vying for the title of ‘Britain’s toughest avian thugs.’ These aggressive birds, led by notorious figures like ‘Bugsy Seagull,’ are causing chaos nationwide, with reports of attacks and intimidation from Essex to Scotland. Locals in towns like Beccles have dubbed one particularly menacing seagull ‘Steven Seagull,’ while Sheffield’s music scene has been inspired by the feathered felons, with the band Santiago Kings dedicating a song to a local bird known as ‘Steven Seagull.’ The seagulls’ reign of terror extends to Liverpool’s waterfront, where one assertive bird has been spotted stealing chips and glaring defiantly at onlookers. In Dundee, Scotland, residents report being besieged by greedy gulls that tap on windows demanding food.