Ohio-based Throwflame is now selling its Thermonator, a 37-pound fire-spewing robot dog, for the not-inconsiderable price of $9,420. The Thermonator can meet all your burning requirements thanks to the ARC flamethrower carried on its back, which can throw fiery gasoline or napalm 30 feet. It also has a one-hour battery, and is Wi-Fi and Bluetooth equipped so users can control it with a smartphone.