In the realm of dating, hearing the dreaded words, “I don’t have a bed,” can be a disheartening experience, especially for women planning to spend a night at a man’s place. Despite initial investment, the polite smile and nod become a mental escape route as they elaborate on the sofa’s surprising comfort or the temporary nature of their bedless situation. This phenomenon, commonly encountered in the dating scene of one’s twenties, can persist into the thirties despite expectations of more sophisticated interior design choices among older men. However, reality often falls short, with ubiquitous Ikea bookcases, outdated club night posters, and haphazard laundry systems remaining prevalent. Comedian Rachel Coster has shed light on this issue through her social media content, exposing the “boy room” – bedrooms of grown men that seem frozen in time. Her TikTok videos, reminiscent of MTV Cribs, offer a glimpse into the appalling living arrangements of New York City’s adult bachelors. Coster’s observations align with those of many women, who have witnessed a surprising number of “boy rooms” over the years. These spaces often fall into one of two categories: the chaotic mess, akin to a tornado’s aftermath, or the sterile emptiness, devoid of any personal touches. While Coster’s examples may be extreme, they reflect the reality of numerous bachelor pads, a situation that curiously transforms once a woman moves in. The author acknowledges her own past domestic shortcomings, such as the infamous “floordrobe” and self-identification as a “trash raccoon.” However, she emphasizes the significance of making an effort in one’s living space, including tidying up, investing in pillowcases, and considering the acquisition of a bed for adult guests. Neglecting these aspects may lead to polite smiles and swift departures, with potential partners opting to flee Neverland, never to return.