Initially encountering the pantsless trend with ambivalence, I decided to experiment with it on the tennis court, inspired by athletes in other sports who forgo pants. I realized that the absence of pants could actually enhance athleticism, provide greater freedom of movement, and even offer convenience for ball storage. Despite initial discomfort and societal scrutiny, I gradually embraced this unconventional attire and found it empowering and liberating.
Donning a matching set of ribbed briefs and a fitted sweater from the Lacoste x EleVen by Venus Williams collection, I took to the court with a newfound sense of confidence. My choice of opponents was strategic, selecting a therapist friend who, if judgmental, would at least have practice hiding it. However, freezing mid-stride with racquet in hand, I questioned the legality of my attire near a school. Recalling that pantslessness lies not just in the absence of pants but in the presence of whatever replaces them, I reasoned my attire was acceptable.
Nevertheless, the stares directed at me from an adjacent court initially shook my confidence. I reminded myself that fashion often involves being the subject of a gaze and found my confidence returning. However, a more pressing matter demanded my attention: ball storage. No pants meant no pockets, so I tucked a ball under each leg opening at the outer thigh. Visually striking, this solution proved surprisingly convenient, keeping the balls readily accessible and eliminating the fumbling associated with tennis skirts and shorts.
Throughout the game, I noticed how my minimal attire reduced fidgeting and enhanced my agility. I felt unencumbered and surprisingly spry for a 46-year-old. Whether my performance improved is uncertain, but I felt a newfound pluckiness and insouciance.
Subsequent weather conditions necessitated more conventional attire, but as the sun returned, I eagerly anticipated my return to pantsless tennis. It’s not conventional, but that’s part of what makes it so freeing. It’s comfortable, convenient, and playful. I’ve decided that, at least when the mood strikes, I’ll continue to embrace no pants on the court.
