A bartender’s perspective on the judgments associated with common drink orders:
1.
Tequila on the rocks with lime:
You’re a wild party person who loves to tell stories about your tequila-fueled escapades.2.
Absinthe:
You’re an intellectual with a taste for the finer things in life and a penchant for the mysterious.3.
Gin & Tonic with cucumber:
You’re a stylish and sophisticated individual who enjoys life’s simple pleasures.4.
Jack and Coke:
You’re a no-nonsense type who’s always ready for a good time and a potential bar fight.5.
Moscow Mule:
You appreciate the finer things in life and enjoy indulging in a refreshing cocktail served in a shiny copper mug.6.
Martini:
You’re a confident and sophisticated individual who knows how to enjoy a classic cocktail.7.
Fernet:
You’re a bartender with a discerning palate and a love for all things Italian.8.
Long Island Iced Tea:
You’re here to party hard and get as drunk as possible, no matter the consequences.9.
Shirley Temple:
You’re either a designated driver, pregnant, or just trying to be ironic.10.
Chardonnay:
You’re a wealthy and sophisticated individual who enjoys the finer things in life.11.
Bud Light, Miller Light, or Budweiser with a shot of whiskey:
You’re a hard-working individual who enjoys a cold beer and a shot of whiskey after a long day’s work.12.
Frozen blended drinks:
You’re either a high-maintenance individual who expects the best or on vacation and looking for a refreshing and easy-to-drink beverage.13.
Mint Julep:
You’re a descendant of an 18th-century plantation owner who enjoys the finer things in life.14.
A drink with a funny name off the actual cocktail menu:
You’re likely underage and trying to impress your friends.15.
Whiskey Sour:
You’re a young and ambitious individual who’s trying to appear more mature and sophisticated.16.
Negroni:
You’re a self-proclaimed connoisseur of cocktails and take pride in your discerning taste.17.
Lemon Drop:
You’re a high-maintenance individual who can be difficult to please.18.
Corona with lime:
You’d rather be outside enjoying a barbecue than stuck in a pub.19.
Fireball with soda:
You’re young and inexperienced, and you’re likely to end up vomiting on the dance floor.20.
Anything with Malibu:
You’re probably at a karaoke night, girls’ night out, or bachelorette party.21.
A double brandy and Coke:
You’re likely from South Africa or Wisconsin.22.
Vodka on the rocks:
You’ve been drinking for a while and are starting to feel the effects of the alcohol.23.
Appletini or any other cocktail that ends in -tini:
You’re away from the kids for the weekend and looking to let loose.24.
Cosmopolitan:
You’re a fan of “Sex and the City” and are trying to emulate Carrie Bradshaw’s glamorous lifestyle.25.
Tequila Sunrise:
You’re a young and reckless individual who’s looking to get drunk fast.26.
Vodka soda with a splash of cranberry juice:
You’re a basic white girl who’s looking for a refreshing and easy-to-drink cocktail.27.
An expensive cocktail:
You’re a high-maintenance individual who’s looking to impress your friends or date.28.
Extra vodka in your drink:
You’re a cheapskate who’s trying to get more bang for your buck.29.
